Council Scum(2007)

Soap dodgin', Special Brew and Freeview telly go hand in hand like a horse and cart, especially when you're a council flat bound piss poor dole robbin' cunt. Filmed in Bermondsey, south east London, these pillars of chav land UK are out for trouble. When one of the fuckers chucks his beer can at the local estate caretaker he gets more than he bargained for - the big fat caretaker's knob right down the back of his gobby throat. With his mates bored sat watchin' the box it doesn't take em long to wonder where and what their missing mate is up to. Later another bunch of mates pop 'round to the council gaffe and then the telly fucks up. Two uniformed rough blokes come 'round to mend it and end up showing the lads something a lot more exciting than what's on the fucking box - a five-way gang bang...Triga British Born 'n' Bred.